Facts and Jokes               

#128- Dragonflies have six legs but cannot walk.
#150- The first sport to be filmed was boxing.
#151- The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 miles per hour in 1963.
#175- In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland.
 
Why I didn't  do my homework:
-The lights went out and I had to burn it to see the fuse box.
-My dad had a serious nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
-I did not do it out of consideraion. You see, I didn't want to make the rest of the class look bad.
- made a paper plane out of it and it was hijacked.
                  -Christian Schorn

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